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My youngest has been banging on about “prank week” and has been royally pranking us all day.
Little does she know, her father is the prank master
Both of them panicking now, the bonus is that their sadness has brought a hush into the house.
Little does she know, her father is the prank master
Both of them panicking now, the bonus is that their sadness has brought a hush into the house.
My eldest (11) has her friends on a speakerphone group chat, she’s sent it to them, words like “it’s mandatory” are being shrieked out
This is the best day ever
This is the best day ever
My other half and I are discussing how to kill time when they go back to school on the weekends. Openly debating about going to funfairs and the beach before picking them up from school
You come for me with farts and paintings of pops and I will come for you kids, you will reap the fruits of what you sow.
Welcome to the big leagues
Welcome to the big leagues
Thinking about when to tell them? I’m not sure I can let them going to bed thinking about this. When we went for a walk they were both rationalising it
I’m going to tell them in half hour, naturally I’ll film it, you all deserve to see it first hand
Maybe an hour instead
They’re frantically researching it now.
I’ve told them that the government is drip feeding the letters out so there’s no loss of morale with kids
I’ve told them that the government is drip feeding the letters out so there’s no loss of morale with kids
Definitely not telling them for a bit
I told them!!!!!!
Perhaps the youngest needs those extra weekends of education 
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Here’s the dumbstruck reaction to finding out that daddy is not to be trifled with in the shithousery stakes
Oh god the children have struck back!
Nope...still the king
After this counter strike the children have requested a truce. With that, my child’s prank week has ended on day 1 with her father!
