My life as a chicken.

-Poll-
It is 2021 and Covid-19 has wiped out the whole world, 91% of the human population has comeback to life as chicken:
-3% as worms.
-3% as lizards.
-3% as ants.
1. What kind of chicken are you?
2. Where do you stay?
3. The food is even better, what are you known for eating?
4. You discover months later that your parents were turned into whatever you ate, how do you react?
5. Quick question, do you lay eggs?
6. Chicken are still not at the top of any food chain, your residence is attacked by gaang stray cats at night. What do you do?
7. What about your eggs, do you leave them behind?
8. Dogs spot you once you start your escape, they bark at you aggressively. What do you do?
9. You survive, the rest of the chicken decide to throw a bash to celebrate life. What are yall drinking?
10. When last did you drink your own eggs?
11. Are you okay being a cannibal?
12. Do you still love sex?
13. How do you prefer to do it?
14. Some chicken just want to fuck no matter if it is with a cock or a hen, are you one of these chicken?
15. Your eggs hatch, what kind of a parent chicken are you?
16. An eagle (ntsu) takes a swipe at your chicks and makes away with two, what do you do?
17. You get fleas, how do you deal with it?
18. What's your fave activity?
19. Aree you a nice chicken?
20. You get to be a drug addict, what are you addicted to?
21. A new race of humanoids pops up, God is being creative.... These things only eat chicken, how do you feel?
22. This new race eats chicken, how would you want to be ate?
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