Thread on the craziest live ever

Homeboy comes on SelamCentral x @lostlyrics96 match making looking for his independent habesha queen. After initial questions were asked all the ladies in the comments were into him

@lostlyrics96 tells him he’ll match him with the best girl. Yonas proceeds with live as regular looking to match others. After 30 minutes a young lady gets on live.

She gets on live and says he’s got a whole girlfriend. At this point Habehsa men stock hits an all time low. This was it, all the habesha weddings we thought we’d see in the future - forget it.

Habesha women rallied together like it was twitter in 2016. Habesha men slander was in full effect. Yonas didn’t know if he should continue live to save his habesha brothers

Everyone said yafet was guilty, we had no evidence at this point only a witness testimony. We needed yafet to get on to get his story. At this point Habehsa men were cancelled for good

Yafet finally got on and claimed the witness testimony were indeed false. We then saw a spike in Habesha men stock, there was hope again.

Yonas then gets @arueyy one of the judges to help him evaluate the situation. They both were team yafet. At this point half were team yafet and the other were team Canada

To get to the bottom of this we needed yafet and his ex to get on

Things then took a wide turn. Another witness came on for team Canada to explain why the first witness said yafet had a girl. Turns out witness 1 misspoke.

It’s 130 am at this point everyone is tired and wants to get to the bottom of this. Yafet then calls on two witnesses on his side

As we were investigating the situation TG got on live with her wild theories someone said she was the commercial breaks

This was everyone in the comments trying to figure out if they were team yafet or team Canada

We needed yafet ex to get on to end all this investigation but we were told she wasn’t on social media. We were ready to call this case over.

Yafet came back on to explain he didn’t know witness 1 or 2 and he was an innocent god fearing man.

Then the impossible happened. Lost dammies claimed his ex was in the comment section. With all the trolling they do @lostlyrics96 couldn’t believe them.

Turns out lost dammies were right his ex joined the live. She came on and cleared yafet name. Habesha men stock hit an all time high. Comment section was flooded with habesha men don’t cheat.

Everyone and their mothers begged yafet to get back with his ex one time for the culture after she came on live and publicly cleared his name in front of 2.5k + viewers

Tune in next Friday we will have yafet back on to see if he’s back with his ex