Update on oil prices by Celebrities - A thread

#OilCrash

“Oil price is so low, it's now cheaper to buy oil than to buy Jodhpur High Court Judge”
~ Salman Khan

“Oil prices fell more aggressively than I fall in love”
~ Ranbir Kapoor

“Oil producers have dropped prices like I drop catches”
~ Kamran Akmal

“Oil prices touched 0, just like the expressions on my face”
~ Katrina Kaif

“Oil has no worth. Just like me”
~ Anil Ambani

“Oil is valued at 0. Just how I value non-star kids”
~ Karan Johar

“Oil prices have gone as low as the collection of my movies”
~ Arjun Kapoor

“Oil prices went negative overnight. Just like the reviews on my Masakali2.0”
~ Tanishk Bagchi

“Oil prices are 0. Just like the number of IPL trophies we have won”
~ Virat Kohli (Fin.)