If you put Bleu Cheese on anything around me, just know I’m calling the police ASAP. You need to be jailed.

Same goes with Mustard. Like who did you wrong growing up? Who deprived you of love? Why would you disrespect food by putting that on there?

Next up is the weirdos who put cheese on eggs. Or eat cheese by itself. Heathens. All of you.

Next up are the ones who eat beans as a regular meal. Y’all just want the world to burn. That’s all it is.