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bc im horny.
u... UTAPRI.,?
OH FUCK ITS ON NETFLIX
shouldve used the catalyst but then again i dont think archer wouldve been happy being with emiya
EMIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES SO HOOOT
archer your shirt sleeves are so fucking tight for a coat who tailored your outfit sir
yo were it up to me i wouldnt care how hot archer is, if he was that disobedient id kick him in the balls
GOD IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU ARCHERRR my god i wanna watch the emiya family anime again bc even tho emiya was in like 2 episodes, they were the best episodes and im not just saying that because i was drunk
EMIYA STOP WINKING IM GONNA CRY
FUCK IS THE CAFE OEPISODE IN EHRE SHIT I SHOULDVE WATCHED FSN FIRST BUT I JUST REAAALY WANNA WATCH UBW
i refuse to watch fsn ok i refuse saberou its fuckin weird
LKRSJKGBSEY ITS GILGANMESHE@Q??!@R?
I RECOGNIZE THAT BLONDE FUCKER ANYWHERE I HATE HIMMM
OH FUCK WAIT ITS CU TIME I RECOGNIZE THIS SCENE
ITS CU ITS CU TIS UCBUTISC UST ISF CSUTE
cu i want to suck your fat fucking cock
he has the flattest ass ive ever seen
cu chulainn has a flat ass bc all of it went to his fat fucking cock
NFETTLIX DONST VAVE THE REFGULAR FATE STAY NIGHT SO I GUESS THIS IS WHAT IM LEFT TO WATCH

DEADASS IM KINDA OK W IT
ok deadass fine ill learn the PLOT of fsn but im not gonna watch it i refuse to use my brain cells on saberou
"upon observing her, he becomes astounded by her beauty" SHUT UP SHUT UPPE[WSBGSEHYJK
the only scenes i desire to see from fsn are the cu chulainn ones, especially the one where he dies and thats it

gimme my bloody boy
i want archer to <redacted> my <redacted>
ayo deadass shinji can suck my whole ass
i hope no evangelion stan comes after me for this bc im talking about fate stay night
thinking abt how all this came from an erogame gets my brain hurting
wh isnt rin supposdw to have her amulet why does shirou also have it dont fucking tell me that archer kept his rin& #39;s on him forever im gonan die
THEN WHY IS SHINJI A MASTER IF HE DIDNT S
illya and berserker be like (tiny and large)
this is what i desire in a relationship which is why i will have leg surgery so i can be 6& #39;2" and tower over my girlfriend
should nothing ever pan out, i will never fall in love again, because no one will ever compete with either my girlfriend or archer
NO MAN CAN COMPARE TO ARCHER OR CU CHULAINN, I WILL NOT ATTEMPT
shinji what if he was just sick like deadass hes not being devious by being late to school stop being a fucking freak
bro jpn schools are so weird how can u just get on the roof like that, deadass me n the homies wouldve had to scale the walls
shinji is so fucking batshit i cannot stand him also ths eyeball be freaking me out
"THE UNCHARACTERISTIC LACT OF VERBAL ABUSE" archer shsuthsejg

also i swear to god if in the erogame thi is what lead to them sleeping together-- which considering the plot of erogames it absolutely is-- im gonna be so fuckin pissed
SHINJI IS SO FUCKIJG ANNOYING HES SUCH AN ENTITLED BRAT I HATE FSN SPECIFICALLY FOR MAKING ME LOOK AT SHINJI
bro it’s been like 9 episodes since i’ve seen cu chulainn i’m about to conk out if i don’t see it
GIRUGAMESH
gilgamesh said imma thanos snap all these bitches
gilgamesh would call me a slur
i’m still thinking about that fic where archer <redacted> on lancer and that fic will sustain me for the rest of my life
finished pt 1 of UBW and i should stop and sleep now but hhhh wanna keep going
i like how its rated tv14 for language and not the blood n violence
GOD IM SO IN LOVE WITH CU CHULAINN AND ARCHER IM GONNA CRY
i cant take gilgamesh seriously bc of the fucking girugamesh meme
i also cant take him seriously bc hes interested in being femdommed by saber
GOD CU I LOVE U SO FUCKING MUCH
if fsn makes me kin shirou im gonna be so mad bc hes stupid and a coward and i am not a coward
character be like (displays blind loyalty til death or betrayal) and i be like (kins them)
yeah i cant kin shirou cuz of that, hes loyal even when betrayed. im a bitch who holds a grudge
gae bolg be like (aims for the heart) and yet how many times have i seen it hit a heart? that e luck really be hitting him hard
cu chulainn& #39;s luck be like (markiplier e)
will i rewatch all the cu chulainn scenes in dub just to listen to his voice bc i do actually like his dub voice??

perhaps......
OOOOH SHINJI HET UR HANDS OFF OF RIN RN OR IMMA-- a. cu i love u
WHY DOES KIREI HAVE SO MANY SALS
KIREI DOESNT HAVE COMMAND SEALS, HE HAS A COMMAND SLEEVE
eyo no brim, watching cu stab himself got me feelin flushed emoji
hs emiya saying ubw np in english is what will end my life everytime bc i cannot stop laughing
im gonna save up money to commission someone to make me a double sided daki with hs emiya and cu bc im so fucking gay and i have no space for two of them, i must have one of both
emiya and archer be like i am thou... thou art i
if i said i was watching ubw for cu chulainn, it will be even moreso when i watch heavens feel bc i dont rly care much for sakura and ill only be in it to see cu die cuz thats kinda sexy
gilgamesh really just wants to thanos snap humanity
SNORTS if fsn was trying to make me feel bad for shinji, it will never happen like please dispose of him
this mana sharing system is ending up in a threeway
oh i forgot to keep tweeting but i got to the end and also watched the ova and im sated for now, but will cleanse my palette with emiya family anime and maybe do heavens feel sometime this weekend.

i dont think ill watch the og fsn but i already know what happens so w/e
ill probably live tweet HF as well, but ill keep both parts in the same thread lmao

anyways this thread done woo
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