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Ahh so this happened a couple years back zn. One of my closest bredrins who we'll call john had a bredrin called paul. Paul and jeff used to par good and thing and dem close enuh; good bredrins
Paul's mother lived overseas and she's come visit every now and then and stay at a hotel and allow him to bring his bredrin, because why not.
So this goes on for a while and everybody's comfortable and ting. Happy family. One night jeff is lying down in his hotel room bouta sleep and paul's mommy slides in there to sleep.
Weird? not really because they're pretty close
Weird? not really because they're pretty close
BUT
She aint have on no clothes!!
Jeff was like:
She aint have on no clothes!!
Jeff was like:
But then he was like :
So you KNOWWWW the man go to work and excavate paul modda belly like him a mine bauxite :'(.
Morning come and ting, she was back in her room; paul was none the wiser
Morning come and ting, she was back in her room; paul was none the wiser
Jeff did kinda feel bad so him was like yow, this nuffi gwaan. Him shout him the mumma and say roops roops; she tell him to relax it not that deep. She say paul nah find out
And him seh ahh
And him seh ahh
She buys him gifts, clothes, phones etc.
This goes on for like 3 years; she comes down for holidays and they all par then she creeps in to have her vault manhandled in the night. I think she even brought them up by her one holiday
This goes on for like 3 years; she comes down for holidays and they all par then she creeps in to have her vault manhandled in the night. I think she even brought them up by her one holiday
So as this was going on Jeff got careless; man really drop him guard yf.
Paul was using his phone for smn...and then his mom messaged jeff smn spicy.
two twos paul scroll through the convo and catch the rake.
Man confront jeff like:
Paul was using his phone for smn...and then his mom messaged jeff smn spicy.
two twos paul scroll through the convo and catch the rake.
Man confront jeff like:
Jeff say him couldn't even defend himself because him KNOW him wrong. So him just say ahh
Paul cut off jeff, jeff cut off paul's mommy. Jeff is engaged now to someone his age. I figure we wont be telling her this story
Also jeff is my bredrin from church. kthanksbye
