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i should just make a thread specifically for forrest so y’all can mute it i’ll never shut up
this is the thread starting now
he’s so cute i’m mad what else is new !
i wanna scoop his eyes out and preserve them in a jar
every time i see one of those “hot boyfriend check. i checked, he’s ugly!” imagine if i did that to oomf (not my bf but still) even as a joke id fuckin cry on spot he’s the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen that just goes against my morals
I HATE LEAVING BEFORE HE WAKES UP THIS IS A NIGHTMAREEE
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daily i’m infuriated by how pretty oomf is tweet are u FUCKIN kidding me
look at the meme his little sister sent me and that’s my coNSTANT FUCKING MOOD (also pls baby grow ur hair out i’m dying i need it)
on thursday it’ll be a month of us talking and lemme tell u... best fuckin month of my life despite some of the worst things happening !!!!!!!! that’s on reckless love !!!
how can i be sad when i get to kiss this pretty face lmaooooo who am i
i’m not even joking this man makes me violent in the best way lmaoooo like who the fUCK GAVE U THE RIGHT to be the best thing to ever happen to me fuck u u perfect human i **** you
me
u can’t have him
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he’s coming over to see me while i’m at lockdown at my parents i will prove to them i know how to pick a good guy !!!!!! making us all dinner cuz we love stress cooking !!!!! can’t believe my not bf is meeting my family lmaoooo
can’t wait to fuck him in my childhood bed HNFNF witj the door’s OPEN cuz i already know my parents gonna be like. that’s the rule !!! we don’t trust ur ass !!!!
i love torturing myself by asking him for selfies. like my ass rlly be..... thinkin i WONT get all crackhead for him
there was a moment we were sitting on my bed n i was getting v jittery and couldn’t calm down enough to lay down and he kinda just held my hand and kissed my forehead and all the soft whispers made it. way too easy for me to melt against him lmaooooo
i’m trying not to be clingy to him while we’re at my parents but i can’t !! get enough !!! when he’s around me i can’t help but attach myself to him like a koala on a tree !!!!
my dad walked in on me holding oomf’s face and muttering about how cute he is and how stupid that he’s allowed to be this cute and it makes me angry w how cute he is. and yes dad im on crack but i do this sober
i think they can tell i’m whipped my mom was shocked we’ve only known each other a month and i be acting like he’s the best thing to ever happen to me lmaooo but it’s true i **** him a lot
