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thread(?) of things i& #39;ve heard working front desk at a children& #39;s clinic

[baby crying bc she& #39;s naked]
dad: aww she& #39;s self-conscious just like her dad

"is that a toy keyboard or do you actually use it"

"she& #39;s 3 kgs heavier than last time"

"wow grandma really fattened you up huh"

"please don& #39;t eat those shoes"

kid crying: NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!! ไม่เอา!!!!!

a very confused mom: you& #39;re canadian where did you learn that??

my mom: do you have to read such a depressing book at a children& #39;s clinic

(i was reading the notes)

"do you remember when you were a baby?"

"yes"

"what was it like?"

"cold"

"why is your butt wet"

4 year old: one time my sister pushed me off the bed and i fell on my head

me: oh no did it hurt?

her: what do you think

"does she have a vaccination booklet?"

"oh no i stopped getting her vaccines"

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