Dumb headcanon time? Dumb headcanon time.

Reno's super popular with the ladies, and he'll accept numbers/gifts/drinks/whatever, but he's hella gay. Still, he's flattered that he gets so much attention.
More dumb headcanons:

Rufus owns upwards of twenty cars simply to have them. Half of them he wouldn't touch if he had to, and the other half he can't drive, anyway.
Reno can pilot a helicopter and drive a motorcycle, but he can't actually drive an actual car. This is partly due to a preference for bikes and partly due to a lack of interest in being a chauffeur.
Back to Reno Headcanons:

Nobody believes him, or believes /in/ him, but Reno is a capable adult capable of cooking for himself (and others) and fixing things. Most people think he's going to burn the house down if he were to cook, but he's turned heads with his homecooked meals.
If someone wants a relationship with Reno, they have to try for his affections slowly. Sex helps a lot, because it's something he can use to keep his heart safe. He's had his fair share of heartbreak and he'd prefer to keep most people at arms' length.
As much as he's touted for (and touts) his irresponsibility, mostly he just takes what he can get when it comes to accomplishing his goals. If he nearly dies but the objective is completed? Cool. If the whole world fell but he got what he was supposed to? Cool. He's determined.
When it comes to his work, Reno takes things pretty seriously. The second he clocks out, however, Fun Reno gets to come out. Mostly this deals with strings-free sex, drinking and partying. However, Fun Reno has also picked up calmer hobbies for when he's hurt, like sewing.
Reno had a hard time in school and didn't go as much as he should have. He's mostly literate and can do some mental math, but for the most part, he has a Sophomore education and even then it's sparse. That's half of why he enjoys being a Turk; he doesn't /have/ to be educated.
Reno will sometimes forget his lunch in his office so he can buy food with his friends at the cafeteria. He always preps a weeks' worth of food on Sundays because those are his days off and he knows he can get away with snacking all day.
Reno has, mostly on bad days that he could use some cheering up on, pressed every. Single. Button. in the elevators. All 59 of them, just to do it. It never ceases to get old after the first thirty floors, and he always abandons his endeavor, leaving behind people to deal with it
Reno grew up in Wall Market, and was pretty good at stealing, fighting and lying by the time he was old enough to pursue things other than school. He became a Turk for the paycheck but also to put his actual skills to good use.
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