||: Just call me miss stole ya meme -
: : @CrimsonHarden : :

What, like she's afraid to compliment her own man? A h e m -

Wait.

No.

Hang on, she's got this -

She's blushing and hiding her face against her hand. "That dumb, goofy smile of yours . . . " she mumbled. "Dammit, it's cute."
: : @BlueFlameEmbers : :

Fuck.

Compliment him? She can't. She'd never. She won't -

Goddammit.

She groaned, hanging her head. "You're SUCH a pest - but you're a pest I happen to not mind curling up and making out with."

Nothing can be said for his +
+ pERSONALITY.
: : @MightyHiroics : :

Hang on.

Give her a second.

She can -

She can do this -

"I like - "

Wait, no.

"I mean, I love - "

Goddammit.

FUCK.

"Remember that time you were in the maid dress? And we made out +
+ angrily in the elevator? That was hot. You were hot. The dress - was hot. You look good in a dress. Fucking loser - "

Listen.

She tried.

SO HARD.
: : @EiRedRiot : :

She sighed and folded her arms.

"Alright, I really admire your drive to improve lately. Your resolve's become impressive. I actually - " She averted her gaze, huffing. "I like seeing you all hyped about improving yourself as a hero."

Weird +
+ as it sounds, it makes her feel proud to see.
: : @AFlyingHawks : :

"You threatened to kill me while I was a cat -

- and I respect your nerve. But just know that next time, come round two? You're MINE, pigeon."

And she can hold a grudge for a l o n g time.
: : @GreenHareBunny : :

"I'm a big fan of the way you deep-throat popsicles like a FUCKING TEASE."

It's totally a compliment.
: : @UrxvityFxlls : :

F u c k.

"Nice - face?"

Like, a REAL nice face. Like, it's cute. It's squishy. It's kissable. Caress-able?

And hell if she's saying any of that out loud.
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