food//
today the grocery store was out of 2lb and 4lb bags of sugar and so now we have a 10lb bag and i'm like... well......... at least we know we're going to have sugar for like 20 years.
food// abuse// food shortage//
and hey if we do run out of food or if stores close or whatever, at least the babysitter from when i was 8 force me to eat an entire cup of sugar as "punishment" as if i didn't enjoy every second of it and then act crazy as fuck afterwards.
it really prepped me for this exact moment. and just like that, proof that everything DOES happen for a reason.
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