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callieroxy movie nights!! they frequently like 2 watch movies together and although roxy likes all the action movies (ESP mcu roxy loves mcu mostly for valkyrie) calliope loves all the sweet sappy coming of age/romance movies and is fascinated by human romance
as they r together for longer and longer more and more green begins to seep into roxys wardrobe and one day dave tells them they look like a watermelon
calliope and roxy cosplay 2gether. I do not want to talk abt this for too long cus I will get Incredibly Emotional but one year for Halloween they go as beauty and the beast and calliope is in a great big yellow gown and roxy is done up in brown furry facepaint and a big coat
calliope still sometimes is deeply insecure about their appearance and on their worst days roxy kisses their whole face, bundles them up, and puts on silly skits in the living room all the while yelling old 80s music
while I donât think cherubs have chests like humans do I think roxy struggles with occasional dysphoria (cus in my life they r both nb lesbians) and callie buys rox a hatsune miku binder with daves advice
first time they kissed roxy was teaching callie how to do eyeliner. cue dramatic âI pull the eyeliner pen away and then we r just too close and I think you are so beautifulâ trope
id like to think if roxy spends a long time with callie and no one else he picks up a lil bit of callies posh british accent and callie picks up a lil bit of roxys accent, however u headcanon that 2 be
bonding over objectively horrible brothers is frequent
ALTERNATIVELY. caliborn and dirk come on double dates with calliope and roxy. it really depends on ur mood and what flavor of canon ur feeling
roxy of course is a stoner and calliope tries smoking once, isnt thaaat into it, but learns how to blow smoke rings and does it once in front of dave to blow his mind cus they know no ones gonna believe him if he tells anyone else
for roxys birthday calliope asks for janes help with a cake cus like cherubs donât rlly eat. human food?? besides stuff like candy + meat so they need some advice and it ends up being this HUGE multi tiered cake and roxy bursts into tears like the sap he is cus. his bff n his s/o
calliope in roxys void player hoodie. that is all :)
id like 2 think that they sleep very close and snuggled up to each other and like, yknow the trope of âoh one person runs warm and the other cold they have the perfect hand holding temp equilibrium?â THATS them. roxy runs warm and callie runs cold
calliope has sketchbooks and sketchbooks full of roxy........... in roxys candy house, thereâs paintings and paintings of roxy along the walls that callie gave her (and a few of harry anderson too ;) )
this isnât a headcanon but can u for me a photo booth strip of calliope and roxy? like just a little strip of them being goofy and kissing in a photobooth. artists out there please make this happen
THEY WATCH ALL OF STAR WARS TOGETHER..... calliope picks the plot apart but really enjoys it and then makes roxy refer to them as yoda for a week, changing their whole typing quirk to yoda speak lmao
calliope is fascinated by animals and thinks cats and dogs r the most precious creatures ever created so they have two dogs and 3 cats and they all have silly names (PLEASE. A CHIMERA CAT NAMED JUJU. HOW GOOD IS THAT)
CALLIEROXY KITCHEN DANCE PARTIES!!! ROXY TEACHES CALLIE HOW TO SLOW DANCE PLEASE IM BORDERING ON TEARS
im projecting but even if they fight over movies they always agree 2 watch ratatouille. please. i think callieroxy watching ratatouille is so funny. roxy has entire scenes memorized n torments all the other kids with them, so when she first realizes callie doesnt know it...oh boy
calliope has a lovely singing voice and roxy finds out cus one day roxy leaves the room for a sec to grab something and comes back to calliope cleaning up the kitchen and singing along to coffee by beabadoobee 
blease im
blease im
calliope writing love poems for roxy.......... precious
calliope can do this thing where they guess the ending to every single movie they watch ever, and usually its like,, spot on?? so roxy had to put in place a policy of no speaking during movies UNLESS it is for snacks or a joke. nothing else
because roxy still remembers that callie said that they thought they were so ugly no one would kiss them roxy is sure to kiss them every single second he can. every moment is a kissing moment to this useless lesbian and he will KISS HIS S/O DAMNIT
calliope loves the beach!! they love the beach sm so theres a lot of little accents in their house that r beach themed, decorations, color choice, etc. and itâs all cus one of their first unofficial dates took place at the beach cus roxy realized callie had never seen the sea
this is kind of a cop out addition to this thread but I hc them both as non-binary lesbians (he/they for rox and they/them with it/itâs as a treat for callie) and I think that during the epilogues they transitioned together :)
ok. calliope rlly cant cook cus they never had a reason to, and roxy can REALLY cook cus he cooked for himself his whole life and so there have been many nights spent with roxy teaching their s/o how to cook lovely meals
THEY HAVE A MINECRAFT REALM TOGETHER. AND ACTIVELY COMPETE TO MAKE THEIRS LOOK NICER THAN DAVE N KARKATS. ENOUGH SAID
idk why but I have callieroxy couples cosplay brainrot so I think one day they dress up as dirk and caliborn to fuck with people
