i have to eat chips because i am now sick drunk
go back down to a tolerable drunk level
i also just facetime one of my best friends for like 10 years
we talked anout hannibal bc i convinced her tl watch it
okay i am normal level drunk now
it hqs only been 6-7 minutes since the first tweet in this thread but it feels like an hour
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