-Thread on why short people are superior to tall people-

First of all I wanna say this thread is 100% serious and if you are tall, sorry luv but you about to be cancelled

1- Short people supremacy
Everyone knows that being short means you are closer to hell, and we are known to be more angry and thus will not hesitate to bring you down with us!! So, you may as well bow down to us

2- Tall people suck
Tall people usually have back and neck problems (i think idk I wouldn’t know LMAO) you know who else gets these pains? Old people. Why don’t you go get some sleep you hag? Do you need me to help you walk across the road, maybe get you some knitting materials?

Conclusion-
Tall people (above 5’5) should bow down and get fucked by short people because we are superior in all forms, and just because I’m 4’11 doesn’t mean I can’t fight, it just gives me easier access to kick you in your dick —-MIC DROP—-