D&D Night...
GM: The Druid is trying to ignore the conversation.
BUFFALO: Druids should all be eager to learn more about the natural world. Elephant labias are part of the natural world.
ELEPHANT: Yeah!
DRUID NPC: This is messed up.
BUFFALO: Yeah, you should have seen it when skeletons were in here chopping up drifters.
DRUID: Where’s your paladin?
CORGI: OMG OMG OMG I’M HERE
DRUID: There is evil baked into the walls here.
CORGI: I AM SO READY TO BARK AT IT
CENTIPEDE: If the paladin pees, is that holy water?
DRUID: THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS
BUFFALO: No, I think that’s legit.
DRUID: I need fertilizer to cure this blight.
BUFFALO & ELEPHANT: We got you covered!
DRUID: No, much more than you can produce.
BUFFALO & ELEPHANT: *deeply offended*
BUFFALO: FINE. You doubt our ability to produce enough shit?
BUFFALO: *casts Wild Shape*
BUFFALO: *turns into a Brontosaurus*
BUFFALO: *takes a massive crap six feet tall and eight feet wide*
DRUID: SOMEONE RESCUE THE CORGI
BUFFALO: *turns back* IS THAT ENOUGH?!
DRUID: ......okay, yes, that’s enough. Now can you use your Druid powers to dig a hole?
BUFFALO: ...I can use a shovel.
DRUID: What Druid spells have you got?
BUFFALO: ...I can use a shovel.
BUFFALO: Wait, my character sheet says I can summon a spirit! I can summon a...Unicorn spirit? Really?
UNICORN: Whoa, dude. Far out man.
BUFFALO: Stoner unicorn. Yeah, of course. Hey man. Check out this blight. It’s bad news.
UNICORN: Whoa. That’s a bad trip, man. Let’s fix it.
CORGI: Can I pee on the magic circle?!
DRUID: ...yes.
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