I can already predict the attacks over the next 24 hours, written up by 22-year-old Koch-wound-up wind-up toys, mouthing the same globalist-libertarian slogans that rang hollow even before the crisis.

"What Rubio Doesn't Get About the Founders, Free Trade and Freedom."
A "Catholic" libertarian think tank will of course spring into action. Its Senior Research Scholar in Applied Christian Liberty (salary: $275,000 per annum) will pen a blog post:

" 'Not All the Vices': Why Aquinas Would Recoil at Rubio's Latest Tirade Against Freedom."
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