my mom came to tell me she heard of a prophecy that said dont open the door tmrrw coz theres an angel of death coming. so i guess we closing all the windows and doors tmrrw coz god warned us. halp.
this lil girl prophesied that Tuesday the 21st a cloud of dust is coming thats gonna kill ppl who go outdoors. and today they said theres a dust wind comin from the Sahara tomorrow so my moms all biblical revelations rn.
moms like, im not openin the door tmrrw. dont order delivery, i'll make u food. just dont open the door or u gonna die. lmao
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