if your life is boring, get a two year old.

tonight for example got a 2 inch splinter in the palm of his hand, stuck his finger in the hot grill twice (same finger, second was for good measure i guess), slapped his brother in the head cause he started coughing (instead of the back), cried cause he took his socks off

demanded a “dress” for pajamas (aka a onesie), and then when i told him to be nice to his brother that one day he will be bigger than him and whoop his ass he started crying and yelled “No baby!”......Cleary the minutes are never dull herehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏻‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (light skin tone)">