Your net worth? Everything.

Hoe fax? Not a hoe.

Children? An army of Pokemon/Digimon plushies

STD Status? None.

Occupation? Thot Slayer/Pokemon Trainer/Cult leader

Ever been convicted of a felony? No.

Were you born female? I was born with a condition https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
Family history of health conditions? All of them. Genetic trash. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Broken heart" aria-label="Emoji: Broken heart">

Habits, hobbies and addictions? Pokemon, Pokemon, and also Pokemon.

What would we do? Play Pokemon.

What happens after that night? The next day.

You see $ don’t come with these question? Yes.
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