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I have a laundry list of stupid injuries.
My favorites include:
Ripping off the tip of my big toe by tripping up a cement step.
Falling, headfirst down a flight of cement stairs.
Cutting off the back of one of my fingers at work with freshly sharpened shears.
My favorites include:
Ripping off the tip of my big toe by tripping up a cement step.
Falling, headfirst down a flight of cement stairs.
Cutting off the back of one of my fingers at work with freshly sharpened shears.
Tripping over a weight my kid took off the rack and left in the middle of the floor, breaking my toe, and then re-injuring the toe 4 times more over the course of a month.
Ohhh, and I forgot about the time my brother and I were playing darts and he didn& #39;t wait for me to clear the board before throwing, and hit me square in the ass with a dart, which firmly lodged in my butt cheek. We had to call my dad to pull it out, and darts were banned. 
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Another time, the boy I had a crush on decided I was annoying, so he picked me up and threw me onto the ground.
He broke like three of my ribs.
He broke like three of my ribs.
