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The following thread is all the Shippuden tweets I didn& #39;t tweet while watching all 500 episodes because some of you spoiled things when I talked about Naruto and I haven& #39;t forgiven you.
as a side note: I didn& #39;t watch Naruto. I read 245 chapters of the manga which covers the show through the Valley of the End. I have not seen all filler in original Naruto. I did watch all of it Shippuden.
The meeting of fist under a sunset sky to develop the friendship of men
Just another day being mad that people don& #39;t like Sakura
Asuma died in 1080
Shikamaru is best boy
I will never be over Zabuza and Haku
Khora asked where I was in Shippuden before sending a Naruto meme and that& #39;s why she& #39;s my best friend
Remember that one time Sasori go merked by Sakura and Granny Chiho
I would like to spend the rest of my life never seeing mouth hands again
What if Sasuke went undercover. What if this is the longest con ever to get revenge for the third Hokage
Hinata sucks.
I hope Kabuto& #39;s death is as satisfying as it needs to be.
Sasuke fans are thirsty and have no right to be he& #39;s always half naked.
Naruto& #39;s true power is his ability to become friends with anyone
Can i get a gin and narutonic
Why is this girl so wet for Sasuke& #39;s chakra
The gif of Shikamaru crying punches me in the feels way too hard who allowed this to exist
OF COURSE THAT& #39;S HIS FUCKING DAD
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOBI IS AN UCHIHA
HOW ARE THERE THIS MANY PLOT REVEALS IN FIVE EPSIDOES
JIRAYA IS DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE TO PAIN WHAT IS HAPPENING
We hate Karin cause we are jealous that she looks better in crop tops and gets to hang out with Sasuke
Honestly, Sai is the only one who looks good in a crop top
is Naruto a 500 episode cold war metaphor?
Sasuke killed Itachi and gets to go home now right
Naruto lost his mentor and can& #39;t find the love of his life
The real reason I don& #39;t date anyone is cause what if I confess my feelings and they karate chop me in the neck, leave the village, become absolutely shredded, and never wear a shirt closed again?
it took 179 episodes of Shippuden for me to feel that there really was a filler episode and boy is it rough.
The real reason Tenten is irrelevant is cause if her weapons actually landed she& #39;d be overpowered.
Ep 194 Three Legged Race
(THIS IS CONSIDERED FILLER AND IF YOU SKIPPED IT YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND WATCH IT SASUKE AND NARUTO GET THEIR HANDS GUMMED TOGETHER AND HAVE TO GO PEE AND IT& #39;S ALL IN FIGHT ANIMATION)
(THIS IS CONSIDERED FILLER AND IF YOU SKIPPED IT YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND WATCH IT SASUKE AND NARUTO GET THEIR HANDS GUMMED TOGETHER AND HAVE TO GO PEE AND IT& #39;S ALL IN FIGHT ANIMATION)
Sakura was just DOING HER BEST TO SAVE NARUTO
People just want reasons to hate Sakura
Surely Itachi had to kill babies when he killed the Uchiha clan right?
Episode 235 what the fuck
If you don& #39;t chase after someone for a decade are they even your friend
I& #39;m glad we watched all the filler episodes so we& #39;d learn that it& #39;s canon that Guy Sensei has a tiny dick.
Why do none of them ever wear full length pants
@Bippleton: they walk on water too much
@Bippleton: they walk on water too much
NARUTO MET HIS MOM
Remember when Tonton saved the entire Shinobi Alliance
This filler arc was so rad cause it was just Yamato being yoked
I want a Naruto AU where Danzo and Orochimaru don& #39;t exist.
Put me in an Tsukiyomi where I just murder Danzo repeatedly for all time.
Shikamaru lost two dads and I& #39;m big mad
Anyone who calls Sakura useless clearly didn& #39;t watch the same show as me
I need Sai and Sakura to end up together so Naruto and Sasuke can be together forever
me: I wonder how they figured out Karin& #39;s healing factor comes from biting her
@Bippleton: I think she was deisgned that way
me: Oh, so Orochimaru& #39;s a freak
@Bippleton: I think she was deisgned that way
me: Oh, so Orochimaru& #39;s a freak
I have invisible wings known as perseverance
They did Tenten real wrong. She has the summon of all summons and nothing cool ever happens with it.
Every boy with good bangs in Naruto ends up being a bad guy
You& #39;re telling me Konohamaru learned Rasengan by practicing Sexy Jutsu
Yamato dreams of Sasuke saving him from bad guys and big same
You& #39;re telling me Utakata means bubble and he does bubble jutsu
Reverse Harem Sexy Jutsu saved the entire world are you kidding me
KAKSHI& #39;S FACEEEEALHKWTEGLAWKETG;WAKGA;LWGAW
The next friend I have that gets married is receiving dumbbells as a wedding gift
Okay I& #39;m done. if anyone wants to geek out over Naruto and not spoil any Boruto my DMs are open.
