I was bored last night so I opened my Animal Crossing island up to strangers on twitter under the condition if I found them and hit them with my axe they’d have to leave immediately.
Here’s what happened...
People started flooding in immediately like the Most Dangerous Game or The Purge but with more sashaying when they enter through the airport.
Honestly the fact that everyone gets frozen (for a long time) every time each new person arrives almost ruins it. But my terror could not be stopped.
And more and more victims kept coming.
Sometimes... I was but a whisper.
... until I struck.
I taunted them to face me in the museum until I realized, “oh shit, I can’t take my axe out here” and got out of there.
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