the sexual tension on the Missouri flag is unbearable. just fuck it out already. let me get on with my life
now THIS you love to see: the elk and the moose on the Michigan flag haven't yet decided whether they want to fuck or not (elk seems to be more open to it), but the eagle between them has tactfully put on sunglasses so they won't have to take his privacy into consideration
meanwhile, check out this deranged pervert. he knows EXACTLY what he did, and he knows that YOU know too. in fact, he LIKES that you know
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