...Hookay, turns out three full glasses of rum and Lamb& #39;s might not be the best thing for sobriety lol. I dun& #39; care if that doesn& #39;t make sense; this is DRUNK ME lmao
Like... Sober Me& #39;s SUPER perverted, amirite? I mean, I ain& #39;t judgin& #39; or anything. But like... jfc. Gettin& #39; off to extreme mental and physical transformation? Fuckin& #39; woof.
...I ain& #39;t judgin& #39; tho. Sober Me writes for an audience that is also into this stuff. And kinkshaming Sober Me also vicariously kinkshames his audience. And I ain& #39;t down for that. I need ta treat Sober Me in the same light as all of y& #39;all.
It gets me into this nasty catch 22 ttho. Cuz like... I wanna criticize myself cuz I& #39;m a sack of shit and all that. But the very things I& #39;m lambastin& #39; are things other people are feelin& #39;, and I don& #39;t wanna be mean to others, cuz... why would I?
Sober Me (and Drunk Me too, I guess) needs to figure out how to solve the disconnect where they feel comfortable fukkin& #39; DESTROYING myself in ways that they wouldn& #39;t dare put other& #39;s through.
I guess it& #39;s cuz he& #39;s both the perp and the victim. It& #39;s self-contained. He& #39;s comfortable with sayin& #39; all these horrible things to himself cuz he knows he can take it.
But like... is he comfortable? Is he puttin& #39; on a brave face cuz he also came up with the gross insults? So he already knows what to expect?
...I had a response to this, but I& #39;ve forgotten it cuz, as mentioned, I& #39;ve had three full glasses of rum.
I mean... that& #39;s the thing. He brushes off this constant criticism BECAUSE he feels he can take it. But... maybe he can& #39;t? Maybe it& #39;s chippin& #39; away at his already abysmal self-esteem so it can& #39;t ever recover?
But like, how does he get rid of it? Cuz he already thinks he& #39;s a sack of shit, sans sack.
I guess what he needs is a self-esteem adjustment. Not sure how he& #39;ll get that tho, cuz outside enforcement hasn& #39;t worked.
Then again... maybe the solution is that he is OPEN to a solution? That& #39;d make it easier at least; no gruntwork required lmao
...I dunno, man. I& #39;m seein& #39; all these problems Sober Me has, an& #39; he& #39;s lived like 20 years with it without any solutions. It ain& #39;t gonna happen cuz I& #39;m (Drunk Me) around; Rome wasn& #39;t built in a day, an& #39; all that.
...I guess my only PRESENT concern is that peeps& #39; aren& #39;t freaked out by this tirade. Not that they don& #39;t have reasons to be freaked out by this. I bet Sober Me& #39;ll delete this entire thread, cuz he& #39;s got a stick up his ass the size of Belgium.
Not literally, cuz he thinks he& #39;s asexual despite never having sex. What a fuckin& #39; loser; totally a & #39;green eggs and ham& #39; situation. What, does he think he& #39;s anti-anal cuz he hasn& #39;t had anythin& #39; shoved up his ass? STFU, fuckin& #39; prude. Solipsistic-ass bitch.
I bet he keeps this thread around for self-harm purposes. Ain& #39;t nothin& #39; like embarrassment to keepya up at night. I& #39;m just sad that y& #39;all are corroboratin& #39; it.
...Maybe I& #39;ll delete this thread, just so y& #39;all aren& #39;t harmed by it. I think I& #39;m comin& #39; down from this, and I& #39;ll fully admit I& #39;ve been playin& #39; up this drunken shit, cuz... I dunno, exactly. Disassociation????
Fuck, man... I think I& #39;m gonna delete this thread. Just cuz I don& #39;t want other people to feel bad from it. Gonna delete in one minute; take your screenshots now.
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