haikyuu characters as exo members — a thread

jongin has watched haikyuu and we all know karasuno warms up to overdose before their games therefore this thread is 100% canon

oikawa as jongin

- passionate
- flat king cmon now ... but we ignore that he’s flat
- could steal ur s/o’s heart and urs too
- u wanna fight him but like... with love <3
- his confidence gives him big dick energy to compensate for his actual microscopic pp

nishinoya as baekhyun

- genius libero ... genius idol .... see the connection here
- chaotic
- has a ‘4’ on his jersey
- makes u simp and reconsider short guys ... “height doesn’t matter!!” UH HUH OKAY..
- our saving grace
- drinks soda for breakfast

kuroo as chanyeol

- idk he just meaty af
- simps
- bisexual icon
- why his stans so horny all the time
- stans twice
- probably sleeps with his socks on

iwaizumi as kyungsoo

- “DID U RLLY MAKE KAISOO AS IWAOI” yes i did now shush
- the ace of all aces ... wbk
- can only be contacted through email
- says he likes pineapple pizza to piss u off
- aggressively cares about u
- can cook
- no flaws

daichi as junmyeon

- would totally lose a tooth for his bros
- makes me want to scream for some reason
- funny when he’s mad
- doesn’t get enough credit
- leader <3
- smells like dryer sheets
- his thighs >

sugawara as minseok

- best boy
- he is packing . approximately 12.73 inches ... he’s just not telling us
- underrated for all his talent
- u miss him even when he’s right in front of u stop it get some help

bokuto as sehun

- comedic relief
- large for no reason
- loud
- lovable
- i just know he sits in his bed clenching his buttcheeks 80 times at night bc he saw it on a yt become dummy thicc tutorial

ennoshita as yixing

- an og
- dependable
- - probably has a succulent at home he named steve
- where is he
- no really im serious come home (+ to the court)

hinata as jongdae

- his team’s flex
- where does all his energy come from
- too much power in his little ass body
- a sweetheart and hard worker
- give him some melatonin please