5G made my dick bigger but my urethra is the size of a hot dog :(

You might think, wow thick robust pee ropes. You are wrong, the pee dumps out of it all at once like emptying a bucket

I did a telemedicine appointment and the doctor said I need to lean forward at least 45 degrees so that the pee can flow out right. My bladder and other assorted pee muscles aren't strong enough and might tear if I don't