A guy I went to college with saw my Bumble profile, added me on snap, instantly told me “nice bumble profile” we chatted for 9 days and the last thing he said to me was something about how he couldn’t blame my dog for always cuddling me with heart eyes and then boom. ghost. LMAO

Obviously I wouldn’t want to maintain the interest of someone so easily disinterested in me but I didn’t even get a chance to ruin things on my own!!!!!!!!!

He just contacted me, so I’m going to leave it for an hour- if he was actually just busy the last two days as would be logical I want at least another hour of feeling like I was right before I shove my foot in my mouth.

I will instead open the snap of the guy who has me on the world’s longest friendzone string of my life.

Update: highly ignorable snap, as anticipated

I am actually quite enjoying this thread that I know nobody cares about