My partner got a lay off notice from his job today, which means naturally I ordered $200 worth of new lingerie bc BABY GONNA BECOME THE SUGAR MAMA AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE WEEEEEEO

I’ve always had this weird thing about making more money than my boyfriends and being a Bread Winner etc and so now that he’s gonna be chillin for a sec I get to totally activate that big fetish and I’m AMPED

(Also — for the record, it’s a temporary lay off, he’ll be back to work sometime in the fall and will not lose his seniority etc so by and large it’s just an extended paid holiday for him; we will both be just fine)