I don't understand Riverdale at all.

Did that music teacher not go to jail for assaulting Archie? And in the show they keep saying 'you could go to jail Archie'. This misinformed idea is literally dangerous.

The white people on this show are terrifying.

This show is...not good.

"Maple tapping ceremony" sounds so dirty.

Wow really interesting how they're like "Cheryl surely can't inherit the family maple business" whereas Ojibwe women for thousands of years have been in charge of that very thing–especially in the fur trade, Ojibwe women were turning maple into big business (of the day).

I assume the Suite Life Disney twin said this about Cheryl because she's a girl

"I'm so close to getting that #LANDBACK" -CHERYL'S DAD WTF lkdsfksf;ksjdf

omc I'm so glad this is a gif

Wow these people are fuuuuuuucked up

the way these kids talk to their elders–like the guy who runs the diner–I could never

The aesthetic for season 2 so far is "Comin' Clean" by Hilary Duff.

Oh god apparently there's gonna be Native stuff? This is gonna suck.

How is Riverdale only a century or two old, but Greendale is like 400 years old ?

GRAHAM GREENE!

ohmygodohmygodohmygod this show is awful. Cole Sprouse is like..shocked..his world turned upside down cause he learns that Riverdale was founded on the site of a massacre, WELCOME TO AMERICA BRO. Did he really just think disease was the only thing we as Native peoples dealt with?

Also what the f*ck is this sh*t, He's like, "the only remnants of [made up Tribe] are the Serpents!" So..basically he's saying the Tribe transmuted into a gang that he is conveniently apart of, which therefore makes his white ass "Indigenous". What the f*ck.

Wow. Betty's family has a reading nook on the second floor of their house. That's how you know you've made it.

Also doesn't this show take place in the Northeast, like New York? If my memory serves correctly, there were not massacres of entire communities of hundreds/people around the turn of the century on the north east coast. Such massacres would've ended by the early 19th century

Or even the last 18th century

Ok this show is bullsh*t.

Oh they cut off the head of the colonizer statue, that's somethin.

Ok so Jughead, this white boy, just yelled at Mayor Mackoy, who is a Black woman, "you're supposed to be an ally!". What the literal f*ck did I just watch.

Also just the fact that Graham Greene is framed as "the last real Indian", the "Last of the [insert made up Tribe]" is just sooo problematic. Of course it's a man, cause the last of a Native American Tribe is never a woman for some reason.

I think..the writers of this show are confusing Veronica's confirmation for a quince... confirmations usually happen collectively, quinces are more individual. What the hell is going on here. They had a confirmation for just Veronica.

I keep confusing all the white people on this show, they all look the exact same to me.

All of the roles on this show are just stereotypes.

Can someone explain to me why they have a fake war bonnet and picture of tipis in this social studies classroom? Or is Riverdale suddenly in the Plains now ? Just up and moved over 1,000 miles west.

I'm gonna need quirky, 'witty' white netflix shows like Riverdale and Sabrina to f*cking stop saying, "Tribe" just keep that word out of y'all f*cking mouths.

what the f*ck even is this show, for some reason I thought it was gonna be about 1. literature and 2. old cars. But it's more of an east coast Twin Peaks rip off

None of these kids are going to college. There's no way they're not failing all their classes rn.

Wow Cole Sprouse went from living in a suite at the top of a bougie hotel in Boston to being covered in blood in a trailer park in upstate New York, what a trip

Ok what the f*ck. Where the hell are all the teens getting $600 leather jackets??? Also Archie just told his Black principal, "You're not the kind of man who discriminates". The audacity of the white kids on this show telling Black adults to step up and be 'allies' is so f*cked.

That's said, I would definitely be a serpent cause I can wear the f*ck out of a black Allsaints jacket-and with a beaded snake on the back by Elias Not Afraid? Yes please.

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