If we end up having to pick teams again, I definitely want to be on the one that has Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, both of the Dakotas, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Washington, and Oregon (last one for the scenery)

ok Colorado you CAN join, you just better keep Denver in check
We need a new territory name as well...
And we will take Alaska as well
I just don’t think we can trust New Mexico... although we can just annex the NE part, it’s really pretty ranchland
We should probably take Louisiana, but Texas has to sponsor it and take responsibility for making sure it gets washed and fed.
Ok, we can also let Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, and might as well let Minnesota in too (not sure what they do there)

That way we can let Kentucky in, they’re kinda stuck without a team and most people from there are cool.
Illinois should get to join, but they would be like Greece in the EU, always broke but telling everyone how awesome they could be.

We’ll have to vote on that one.
It would really be nice to have the south join, but I think they’ll have their hands full with Florida and everyone wanting to try and get the band back together... we can probably do treaties with them, I think our interests will align
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