It’s 4/20 and I am celebrating this lovely holiday for the first time ever. I just ate a chunk of a weed brownie. I know you’re all on the edge of your seats so I’ll keep you updated on exactly how incapacitatedly stoned I get.

It’s been 3 hours and I don’t feel much. I might have some more https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😈" title="Smiling face with horns" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with horns">

I had more. Then had some super great sex. Then had a tiny bit more. Now I’m feeling nice and chill and a bit spacey. Watching Knives Out. Eating a big bowl of Cheerios. OK yeah I’m high.

Is it a universal thing that you get 3/4 through a bowl of cereal, then realize it’s not enough cereal and top up the bowl?

This might have been too much cereal