My downstairs neighbor (yes, the one that coughs) really has the audacity to make a Facebook status calling me loud.

Oh baby... I’m about to get so much louder. You have no idea what kind of war you just started

Can’t wait to vacuum at 2am tonight :)

1) I don’t work a late shift. Ur crackhead husband keeps me up at all hours of the night with his coughing.
2) I live alone so idk who I’m “screaming at”
3) LOUD SEX??? WITH WHO??? I HAVENT HAD A MALE IN MY APARTMENT IN ALMOST A YEAR I WISH I WAS HAVING LOUD SEX

so I sent her this:

I’m pretty reasonable. I think if anyone with a baby told me that I walked loud (which I do!) and it was keeping them up, I’d be more mindful of it. But now I’m mad. And I’ve got all this free time and no hobby to fill it with... buckle up Anita, I’m about to get REAL loud