The Grootman Chat👥 [Thread]
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The following episode has an age restriction of 18LCT as it contains scenes with strong language, catching feelings and tea, which might offend sensitive viewers. Viewers discretion is advised.
"Rrrrrrr...!"
More than a week ago, Khulani tweeted that straight men want actually want to call another man "baby" they say "Grootman" instead. He did not know that this would open a can of worms days later.
Fast forward to this past weekend. Sinesipho gifted the timeline with another bomb by picking up where Khulani left off, by saying Grootman is the equivalent of Daddy. The tweet received reactions agreeing with Sinesipho's statement from women.
Fast forward to this past weekend. Sinesipho gifted the timeline with another bomb by picking up where Khulani left off, by saying Grootman is the equivalent of Daddy. The tweet received reactions agreeing with Sinesipho's statement from women.
Fast forward to this past weekend. Sinesipho gifted the timeline with another bomb by picking up where Khulani left off, by saying Grootman is the equivalent of Daddy. The tweet received reactions agreeing with Sinesipho's statement from women.
Fast forward to this past weekend. Sinesipho gifted the timeline with another bomb by picking up where Khulani left off, by saying Grootman is the equivalent of Daddy. The tweet received reactions agreeing with Sinesipho's statement from women.
Fast forward to this past weekend. Sinesipho gifted the timeline with another bomb by picking up where Khulani left off, by saying Grootman is the equivalent of Daddy. The tweet received reactions agreeing with Sinesipho's statement from women.
Black Twitter did not disappoint with banter about Grootman being used and Grootman tendencies being displayed in the past.
Black Twitter did not disappoint with banter about Grootman being used and Grootman tendencies being displayed in the past.
Black Twitter did not disappoint with banter about Grootman being used and Grootman tendencies being displayed in the past.
Black Twitter did not disappoint with banter about Grootman being used and Grootman tendencies being displayed in the past.
Black Twitter did not disappoint with banter about Grootman being used and Grootman tendencies being displayed in the past.
Some men were touched with others resorting to never using the word Grootman again. Others suggested that men should have ignored the Daddy tweets. Tumi questioned why men were mad, because if you flexed with his money when going out, you had to call him Grootman proudly.
Some men were touched with others resorting to never using the word Grootman again. Others suggested that men should have ignored the Daddy tweets. Tumi questioned why men were mad, because if you flexed with his money when going out, you had to call him Grootman proudly.
Some men were touched with others resorting to never using the word Grootman again. Others suggested that men should have ignored the Daddy tweets. Tumi questioned why men were mad, because if you flexed with his money when going out, you had to call him Grootman proudly.
Some men were touched with others resorting to never using the word Grootman again. Others suggested that men should have ignored the Daddy tweets. Tumi questioned why men were mad, because if you flexed with his money when going out, you had to call him Grootman proudly.
Some men were touched with others resorting to never using the word Grootman again. Others suggested that men should have ignored the Daddy tweets. Tumi questioned why men were mad, because if you flexed with his money when going out, you had to call him Grootman proudly.
Enter Tshepo Ranko in the group chat. Tshepo unveiled a thread highlighting that groupie women suck up to the head of their groups for brownie points. He went on to say these type of women always want to fit into the girl squad like it's kindergarten.
Enter Tshepo Ranko in the group chat. Tshepo unveiled a thread highlighting that groupie women suck up to the head of their groups for brownie points. He went on to say these type of women always want to fit into the girl squad like it's kindergarten.
Enter Tshepo Ranko in the group chat. Tshepo unveiled a thread highlighting that groupie women suck up to the head of their groups for brownie points. He went on to say these type of women always want to fit into the girl squad like it's kindergarten.
Enter Tshepo Ranko in the group chat. Tshepo unveiled a thread highlighting that groupie women suck up to the head of their groups for brownie points. He went on to say these type of women always want to fit into the girl squad like it's kindergarten.
Enter Tshepo Ranko in the group chat. Tshepo unveiled a thread highlighting that groupie women suck up to the head of their groups for brownie points. He went on to say these type of women always want to fit into the girl squad like it's kindergarten.
At this point Tshepo became the admin in the chat, he went on to mimic the outcast girls and unfolded the behind-the-scenes of their lives. Tiisetso laughed at the claim that good looking women were not affected by Tshepo's thread.
At this point Tshepo became the admin in the chat, he went on to mimic the outcast girls and unfolded the behind-the-scenes of their lives. Tiisetso laughed at the claim that good looking women were not affected by Tshepo's thread.
At this point Tshepo became the admin in the chat, he went on to mimic the outcast girls and unfolded the behind-the-scenes of their lives. Tiisetso laughed at the claim that good looking women were not affected by Tshepo's thread.
At this point Tshepo became the admin in the chat, he went on to mimic the outcast girls and unfolded the behind-the-scenes of their lives. Tiisetso laughed at the claim that good looking women were not affected by Tshepo's thread.
At this point Tshepo became the admin in the chat, he went on to mimic the outcast girls and unfolded the behind-the-scenes of their lives. Tiisetso laughed at the claim that good looking women were not affected by Tshepo's thread.
A tweep replied to Tshepo's thread with a picture of Mihlali and her friend Dineo, in the hope that this was an example of Tshepo's claims. Dineo was not having it and dragged him from Tshepo's comments to her timeline.
A tweep replied to Tshepo's thread with a picture of Mihlali and her friend Dineo, in the hope that this was an example of Tshepo's claims. Dineo was not having it and dragged him from Tshepo's comments to her timeline.
A tweep replied to Tshepo's thread with a picture of Mihlali and her friend Dineo, in the hope that this was an example of Tshepo's claims. Dineo was not having it and dragged him from Tshepo's comments to her timeline.
Men like Deezy agreed with Tshepo that ugly women exist and become groupies for hot girls even in their picture comments. Tiisetso claimed women did not like the direction of the chat anymore. Others like Nkuli, cheered Tshepo on. Mdaka came forward as a witness.
Men like Deezy agreed with Tshepo that ugly women exist and become groupies for hot girls even in their picture comments. Tiisetso claimed women did not like the direction of the chat anymore. Others like Nkuli, cheered Tshepo on. Mdaka came forward as a witness.
Men like Deezy agreed with Tshepo that ugly women exist and become groupies for hot girls even in their picture comments. Tiisetso claimed women did not like the direction of the chat anymore. Others like Nkuli, cheered Tshepo on. Mdaka came forward as a witness.
Men like Deezy agreed with Tshepo that ugly women exist and become groupies for hot girls even in their picture comments. Tiisetso claimed women did not like the direction of the chat anymore. Others like Nkuli, cheered Tshepo on. Mdaka came forward as a witness.
Men like Deezy agreed with Tshepo that ugly women exist and become groupies for hot girls even in their picture comments. Tiisetso claimed women did not like the direction of the chat anymore. Others like Nkuli, cheered Tshepo on. Mdaka came forward as a witness.
Chiboya unearthed a Daddy tweet by Tshepo from 2016, but Tshepo was not having it and dragged her for filth. Champu was feeling sorry for the girls.
Chiboya unearthed a Daddy tweet by Tshepo from 2016, but Tshepo was not having it and dragged her for filth. Champu was feeling sorry for the girls.
Chiboya unearthed a Daddy tweet by Tshepo from 2016, but Tshepo was not having it and dragged her for filth. Champu was feeling sorry for the girls.
Chiboya unearthed a Daddy tweet by Tshepo from 2016, but Tshepo was not having it and dragged her for filth. Champu was feeling sorry for the girls.
Neo was amused at the defensive men on the timeline and she compared the conversation around the word Grootman as the same as the term 'slay queen' being changed by men from something that means an independent woman that is slaying everything, to something negative.
Neo was amused at the defensive men on the timeline and she compared the conversation around the word Grootman as the same as the term 'slay queen' being changed by men from something that means an independent woman that is slaying everything, to something negative.
Neo was amused at the defensive men on the timeline and she compared the conversation around the word Grootman as the same as the term 'slay queen' being changed by men from something that means an independent woman that is slaying everything, to something negative.
Tumi questioned why men were mad, saying if you flexed with his money when going out with the gents, you had to call him Grootman proudly. Ashley added a light moment when he joked about Lulo Cafe addressing Cassper as Papa.
Tumi questioned why men were mad, saying if you flexed with his money when going out with the gents, you had to call him Grootman proudly. Ashley added a light moment when he joked about Lulo Cafe addressing Cassper as Papa.
Tumi questioned why men were mad, saying if you flexed with his money when going out with the gents, you had to call him Grootman proudly. Ashley added a light moment when he joked about Lulo Cafe addressing Cassper as Papa.
When everyone was leaving the Grootman chat, Simphiwe Dana added herself late on Sunday evening. She then proceeded to call South African men the biggest gold diggers who even dig maintenance money. She listed all the things men ask for as gold diggers.
When everyone was leaving the Grootman chat, Simphiwe Dana added herself late on Sunday evening. She then proceeded to call South African men the biggest gold diggers who even dig maintenance money. She listed all the things men ask for as gold diggers.
When everyone was leaving the Grootman chat, Simphiwe Dana added herself late on Sunday evening. She then proceeded to call South African men the biggest gold diggers who even dig maintenance money. She listed all the things men ask for as gold diggers.
When everyone was leaving the Grootman chat, Simphiwe Dana added herself late on Sunday evening. She then proceeded to call South African men the biggest gold diggers who even dig maintenance money. She listed all the things men ask for as gold diggers.
Simphiwe attempted to clapback at every man that came at her in her mentions.
Simphiwe attempted to clapback at every man that came at her in her mentions.
Simphiwe attempted to clapback at every man that came at her in her mentions.
Simphiwe attempted to clapback at every man that came at her in her mentions.
Sipho teased about Ben10s and Simphiwe Dana denied dating kids resorting to strong language. She told someone else not to ask for airtime when she gives away airtime again. She even threatened using hitmen. She stood by her first tweet that South African men are gold diggers.
Sipho teased about Ben10s and Simphiwe Dana denied dating kids resorting to strong language. She told someone else not to ask for airtime when she gives away airtime again. She even threatened using hitmen. She stood by her first tweet that South African men are gold diggers.
Sipho teased about Ben10s and Simphiwe Dana denied dating kids resorting to strong language. She told someone else not to ask for airtime when she gives away airtime again. She even threatened using hitmen. She stood by her first tweet that South African men are gold diggers.
Sipho teased about Ben10s and Simphiwe Dana denied dating kids resorting to strong language. She told someone else not to ask for airtime when she gives away airtime again. She even threatened using hitmen. She stood by her first tweet that South African men are gold diggers.
Sipho teased about Ben10s and Simphiwe Dana denied dating kids resorting to strong language. She told someone else not to ask for airtime when she gives away airtime again. She even threatened using hitmen. She stood by her first tweet that South African men are gold diggers.
"The stage is yours..."🎶
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Simphiwe Dana was not prepared for what was coming next as Umalambane entered the chat and #SimphiweDanaMustFall became a fresh entry in his list.
Simphiwe Dana was not prepared for what was coming next as Umalambane entered the chat and #SimphiweDanaMustFall became a fresh entry in his list.
Simphiwe Dana was not prepared for what was coming next as Umalambane entered the chat and #SimphiweDanaMustFall became a fresh entry in his list.
Simphiwe Dana was not prepared for what was coming next as Umalambane entered the chat and #SimphiweDanaMustFall became a fresh entry in his list.
Simphiwe Dana was not prepared for what was coming next as Umalambane entered the chat and #SimphiweDanaMustFall became a fresh entry in his list.
Umalambane and tweeps soon dropped Simphiwe Dana files and the timeline was left shook.
Umalambane and tweeps soon dropped Simphiwe Dana files and the timeline was left shook.
Umalambane and tweeps soon dropped Simphiwe Dana files and the timeline was left shook.
Umalambane and tweeps soon dropped Simphiwe Dana files and the timeline was left shook.
Umalambane and tweeps soon dropped Simphiwe Dana files and the timeline was left shook.
Early on Monday morning, Simphiwe was still fighting the nation and said she will not apologize. She said everyone was trying to slut shame her.
Early on Monday morning, Simphiwe was still fighting the nation and said she will not apologize. She said everyone was trying to slut shame her.
Early on Monday morning, Simphiwe was still fighting the nation and said she will not apologize. She said everyone was trying to slut shame her.
Early on Monday morning, Simphiwe was still fighting the nation and said she will not apologize. She said everyone was trying to slut shame her.
Early on Monday morning, Simphiwe was still fighting the nation and said she will not apologize. She said everyone was trying to slut shame her.
Umalambane was last seen on the group chat bring 2016 Simphiwe Dana files via Ntsiki Mazwai and claiming that he will drop more.
Umalambane was last seen on the group chat bring 2016 Simphiwe Dana files via Ntsiki Mazwai and claiming that he will drop more.
Umalambane was last seen on the group chat bring 2016 Simphiwe Dana files via Ntsiki Mazwai and claiming that he will drop more.
Umalambane was last seen on the group chat bring 2016 Simphiwe Dana files via Ntsiki Mazwai and claiming that he will drop more.
Umalambane was last seen on the group chat bring 2016 Simphiwe Dana files via Ntsiki Mazwai and claiming that he will drop more.
Will men keep using the word Grootman? Was Tshepo right? Was this the last time we will see Tshepo? Will Umalambane drop more files on Simphiwe Dana? Will South African men forgive Simphiwe Dana? Find out on the next episode of #MbaliyezweThreaductions....
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