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You know what’s my absolute favorite part of stan twit? The fact that I can publish dumb shit that is just a self-indulgent combination of my interests.
BTS as the merry murderesses of cook county jail
BTS as the merry murderesses of cook county jail
HOSEOK:
“So, I said to him, I said
‘You pop that gum one more time...’
and he did
So, I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...into his head”
“So, I said to him, I said
‘You pop that gum one more time...’
and he did
So, I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots...into his head”
YOONGI:
“Single, my ass
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know, some guys just can& #39;t hold their arsenic”
“Single, my ass
Not only was he married, oh no, he had six wives
One of those Mormons, you know
So that night, I fixed him his drink, as usual
You know, some guys just can& #39;t hold their arsenic”
SEOKJIN:
“He was crazy and he kept on screaming
‘You been screwin the milkman’
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times”
“He was crazy and he kept on screaming
‘You been screwin the milkman’
And then he ran into my knife
He ran into my knife ten times”
JUNGKOOK:
“Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty”
“Yeah, but did you do it?
Uh uh, not guilty”
TAEHYUNG:
“Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I can& #39;t remember a thing, it wasn& #39;t until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead”
“Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out
I can& #39;t remember a thing, it wasn& #39;t until later
When I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead”
NAMJOON:
“He’d go out every night looking for himself, and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead”
“He’d go out every night looking for himself, and on the way
He found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences
He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead”
+ bonus
JIMIN:
“We both reached for the gun”
JIMIN:
“We both reached for the gun”
Yes I DID pick jimin and tae as Roxie and Velma strategically so they could have the final number, shooting metaphorical husbands into the proverbial sunset together on stage