I am so high right now but I am going to my best right now to make meatballs.

A thread.
I stood in the same spot in my kitchen for a whole 30 seconds after I made this tweet
Step one. Clean the baking tray that you attempted to make cookies on and remember how fucking bad you are at cooking.
Step one. Clean the baking tray that you attempted to make cookies on and remember how fucking bad you are at cooking.
Step one. Clean the baking tray that you attempted to make cookies on and remember how fucking bad you are at cooking.
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