The Syrian oil that Trump & #39;kept& #39; is worth minus hundreds of millions of dollars now
The US will now organise a military campaign to return oil to the Middle East
They& #39;re foiled though because they don& #39;t have the receipt. Our policy is no returns without a receipt.
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