Me trying to work out how ISOCs wouldn't allow free mixing, but the Head Brother and Sister would always end up engaged by the end of the year 🙂
Realising I'd been carrying all those chairs from the sisters' side for no reason 🙂
Head brother when he catches you glimpsing ankle
In the DMs 🤲😎
No wonder all the brothers were fighting for Head Brother every year. Great addition to the marriage CV 😔
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