My hatred for #TheRiseOfSkywalker cannot be expressed in simple tweets.

It is genuinely, without a doubt, my most hated film of all time. It rips galaxy-sized holes in every previous piece of SW media and disrespects every single kind of fan that the saga once had.
The number of basic and detrimental writing flaws in this one movie when compared to every film or show that came before it in the saga is enough to give me an aneurysm. It attempted to please both old fans and Last Jedi fans, and as a result, pleased absolutely no one.
It is a galactic fuck up of a film with an entire shopping list full of plot holes and contrivances, poor dialogue, poor performances, a tonally disjointed and convoluted story that requires outside sources to understand, the list goes on and on AND ON.
Yes, the CGI and music are fantastic, but everything else? I actually cannot express how bad it is on Twitter alone. It had no moment that kept me engaged with a ton of moments that were completely ridiculous to the point of evoking immense laughter in dramatic scenes.
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