The Everton fans who replied to my comment ABOUT NEWCASTLE on a Sky Sports post ABOUT NEWCASTLE - a thread. 😊 #NUFC #NUFCTakeover
1) We’ll start with Ash. Ash’s replies were just the simple, cut throat photos of men and children crying at Goodison. I’d give them about 2/10 on the relevance meter as they do indeed have something to do with Newcastle. I do worry for his hard drive though.
2) Paul here scores even less, and goes for the standard bringing up of our good old rivals, SAFC. Whatever he was trying to achieve with this, he certainly had people rattled, but for relevance, a mere 1/10. Howay Paul.
3) Joe here, or “GodSaveTheKean” addresses a major issue at Newcastle, our lack of trophies. I do appreciate him calling us a massive club, but it was probably meant in jest, as he comes from a very bitter set of supporters. That being said, a solid 3/10.
4) Chris EFC, with those eyes and covered mouth that just stare straight into your soul, asks me to ask my quarantined Granda how Newcastle winning the league was. I’m not going to do that, as his reply would be that it didn’t happen. 1/10.
5) Graeme comes straight in with a standard GIF of a Penguin using a yo-yo. Hilarious and outrageous banter that had me on the floor. 5/10
6) Paul here. Now, I’m assuming by his profile picture that that is his pet dog, and not the actual account holder, but by the spelling and grammar of the first tweet I could not be too sure. That being said, he correctly used four laughing emojis, and so I will give him a 2/10.
7) Ancelotti Blue and White Army asks: “Who is going to sign for Newcastle?”

This kid firmly believes that David Silva and Sergio Aguero joined Manchester City for the hacienda, and that PSG earnt their titles through their hardworking, no nonsense academy. 1/10.
8) Tomas.

“Tat cheered me up.” Enough said. 1/10
9) The Gwladys Street.

A decent account but rather than challenge you on points that don’t concern him or his club, he chooses to retweet you. He either doesn’t get Twitter, or simply tries to belittle fans he doesn’t agree with. But for relevance, we’ll for 1/10. Come on lads.
10) The Running Gardener asks “With Amanda Staveley at the helm?” In reply to another fan saying that with the takeover we’d be rich.

He evidently hasn’t heard of the PIF involvement, which therefore makes the point irrelevant. 4/10 though because he mentioned chicken.
11) And last but certainly not least, it’s Joka187899.

Not only does he get excited at the mere thought of it, he finds it “amusing” as an Everton fan, of which we have no affiliation, & before blocking me, insisted we Newcastle fans belittle his club.

For comedy Joka, 10/10.
All in all, the thread demonstrates the utter bitterness these supporters have towards #NUFC and the #NUFCTakeover. I do hope one day they find peace.
I’d like to add this to the thread if possible as I’ve just been sent it and it made me laugh. Feel free to insert it should you have the sheer fortune to spend an afternoon in conversation of any of the lads above.
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