"Data is the new oil"

You mean it costs money to store it and nobody wants it?

1-storing it costs money

2-mining it hurts the environment

3-holding it for too long might cause fire

4-regulations can hurt that business model

5-If it leaks you're in big trouble

I'm not sure if this is where I should post my SoundCloud or that Bobby Tables joke

Since you're all here and I have your attention, I want to say mustard is great, ketchup is not.

Thank you