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Still thinking about how the Martez arc of Clone Wars could have been two episodes, freeing up two more episodes for something else. I CAn& #39;t Decide how Best they could hAve desigNatEd that time, though.
Idea for a Clone Wars arc: through a hilariously convoluted set of whacky circumstances, the fate of the Republic rests on General Obi-Wan Kenobi& #39;s ability to pretend to be Cad Bane& #39;s boyfriend at his family reunion.
"Obi-Wan& #39;s or Cad Bane& #39;s family?"
Both, they happen to be happening back to back on the same weekend.
Both, they happen to be happening back to back on the same weekend.
Cad Bane& #39;s family all talk and act exactly like him. His gam-gam is wearing a huge flower print dress and says "Cad, my baby it& #39;s been SO LONG. Ooh, and you brought a friend? You gotta know we& #39;re a hugging family, so come with Mama Bane some love."
But like. Like Cad Bane.
But like. Like Cad Bane.
The whole family is convinced Cad works at a speedercar dealership.
Kenobi: "Selling speedercars?"
Cad: "Yes, dear, my family has always supported my line of work. *under breath* Don& #39;t you dare ruin this for me, Kenobi, do you want to make Mama Bane sad?"
Kenobi: N...No. Never.
Kenobi: "Selling speedercars?"
Cad: "Yes, dear, my family has always supported my line of work. *under breath* Don& #39;t you dare ruin this for me, Kenobi, do you want to make Mama Bane sad?"
Kenobi: N...No. Never.
Meanwhile, the Kenobi house is party. Everyone is trashed. His cousins are doing keg stands on the front lawn while his uncle nearly loses his eyebrows trying to make a deep-fried Porg for dinner. His aunt& #39;s first remark to Cad is that "No wonder Obi likes you with that ass."
