All right, thanks to that last minute poll, I know how we're celebrating Bakugou's birthday. Get ready for IzuKacchako petplay. NSFW, Quirkless Bakugou.

Izuocha are happily married, but Ochako is into some weird shit, and she begs Deku to find a playmate for them.

Deku is terrified about revealing their kinks to any of their coworkers. He and Ochako are a Pro Hero Power Couple, and the risk to their reputation is too great. So he decides to ask someone with no connections to their professional life: old childhood friend Kacchan.

Katsuki is working as a bartender. It's... a living. Look, he hates his fucking life, okay? He's just an average joe, struggling to cope with a massive inferiority complex. When his old friend comes begging for help, Kacchan assumes he has the wrong person.

There's no way Bakugou has the ability to help him.

"Pleeease, Kacchan," Deku begs. "All I'm asking is some of your time, your absolute discretion, and, um, unlimited access to your body for a couple hours."

Katsuki chokes on his drink.

Deku goes on to explain what he's looking for, and Bakugou almost refuses on principal alone. Look, he may be Quirkless, but he has SOME dignity.

Another part of him, though, is curious. It's no secret that Deku's wife is banging. Like. Okay. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

So he hesitantly agrees, and that's how he ends up at the Midoriya residence naked and on all fours and regretting the day he was ever born.

"You're so cute," Ochako croons, baby-talking him and squishing his face in her hands. "Are you gonna be our good widdle boy?"

He'd been given a strict rule that he's not allowed to talk, and honestly that's probably for the best. He doesn't think he could form coherent words with Ochako kneading his cheeks and fawning over him. Instead he growls, and that seems to delight Ochako.

"Who's a gwumpy baby? Are you a gwumpy baby?"

And she's ruffling his hair and petting his neck and it's really embarrassing to admit but he's loving the attention. Like fuck yeah. Dogs have it made. He can deal with being adored for a couple of hours.

Behind him, Deku is unpacking all the gear he's supposed to wear: a collar, some fake ears, paw-shaped mitts, a tail plug. Bakugou isn't exactly eager to put all that on, but it's hard to say no to the look on Ochako's face. Deku probably has his hands full ever refusing her.

So he sucks it up and tries not to act too huffy as they dress him up. All the while, Ochako talks to him like he's a dumb animal, telling him how good he is. Kacchan IS good, and it's nice that for once in his life someone recognizes that. She runs her hands along his body, too.

She tells him how soft his skin is, how cute he is, and even though her actions aren't fondling, it goes straight to his dick. He's hard before Deku even begins probing at his ass with the plug.

When he turns back to grumble at the intrusion, Ochako takes his head in her hands.

"Stay boy," she commands. "We gotta make sure you're nice and pretty, don't we? And if you're good, you'll get a tummy rub."

Okay, but it's a little hard to lose himself in the fiction of being this beautiful girl's pet with his childhood friend working something into his ass.

However, he focuses on her pretty face, her slender neck, the slice of breast he can see through the top she's wearing. Like that, he can ignore the slight burn as Deku works the plug in.

"Good boy," Ochako says. "Give mommy a kiss."

She leans in and Katsuki opens his mouth, eager for a taste of her, but Ochako places two fingers on his lower jaw and clacks his teeth closed.

"Gotta kiss like a puppy, remember?" she says.

Oh. Fine. Katsuki leans in and gives her cheek a lick. She practically purrs.

The plug is fully inside him now, and he looks back to see the curly tail arching over his rump. It's... not his idea of attractive, but both Deku and Ochako are into it, and as a result they're into HIM. He can live with that.

Ochako rolls him over onto his back.

The promised tummy rub is definitely worth the wait. Letting his head rest on her chubby thighs, Ochako rubs Katsuki up and down, telling him all the while how cute he is, how precious he is. And fuck, Katsuki is starting to believe it. Maybe he really is the best dog ever.

The pads of her fingers are squishy, like a rubber eraser, and she never touches him with all five fingers at once. Doesn't matter. Even one finger feels like heaven as it roams across his body.

There's a distinctly coarser sensation of hands around his cock- that would be Deku.

Kacchan lifts his head from Ochako's lap to grumble at the man slowly pumping him up and down, but the couple just laughs. Unfortunately, Deku's participation had been part of the deal, even if Katsuki is still a little weirded out by letting a friend play with his junk.

He'd be excited when Deku had told him they were looking into cuckolding. Like sure, he'll fuck Deku's wife for him. What are friends for?

But alas, that hadn't been the flavor of cuckolding the couple had in mind.

Apparently Ochako has been dying to witness some guy-on-guy action. Or some... her husband fucking an old friend while that friend is dressed up like a dog. Deku's coyness about soliciting a partner had made sense after he'd explained the situation. Still, Katsuki had agreed.

I mean it wasn't like Deku was UGLY. Also the fact that he was the number one hero and had maybe been adolescent Bakugou's biggest crush was... a bonus. Color Katsuki curious, but he'd been willing to sign on board. So now he has both parties feeling him up, doting on him.

Honestly he feels like he's on cloud nine. He's sort of... floaty. Not worried or anxious in the way he usually is. Everything sort of feels like it's not his problem, and he's okay with that. Let his owners take care of it. He gets to be a dog.

There's pressure on his backside, and he realizes Deku is working the plug out. Without thinking, Bakugou whines. He likes his tail. He's a little nervous about what comes next. Ochako strokes his hair and tells him he's good.

Since he's too much of a coward to look at Deku's cock (Deku is so fucking built that thing is probably massive just keep calm Katsuki) he stares into Ochako's eyes and acts in a way that is, objectively, pathetic. He whines and whimpers and she reassures him.

Something takes the place of the plug, pushing to fill the gap left by it. It's so warm. Even though he's trying to hold it back, he can feel his face contorting into something surely embarrassing and stupid and Ochako is looking right at him.

But. It's okay. He's a dog.

He gets to be stupid and a little silly and people are supposed to love him for it. So if he makes a dumb face when Deku slides balls deep into him, that's not his problem. It's okay. Ochako reassures him that he's still the cutest thing in the world.

Deku starts pumping, and Katsuki feels like he's already on the edge. He's not used to this much attention, and his ego is... well his ego isn't the only thing inflated right now. Ochako is watching the proceedings with RAPT attention, stroking his hair all the while.

"You wanna do something nice for your mommy, widdle guy?" she asks, and Kacchan whines his agreement. Sure. Whatever. He'd do anything for her right about now. Just as long as she keeps being so nice to him.

Ochako shifts his head off her lap and hikes her skirt up.

Ochako doesn't even have to ask before he's licking at her, craning his neck to burrow as deep into her cunt as possible. She tastes GOOD.

Ochako clamps her squishy thighs on either side of his face and makes herself at home. She's so wet, turned on from watching them.

She's soaking his face and he tries to angle the position with his hands, but the paw mitts make him clumsy. He just ends up squirming and whining and digging in as deep as he can go.

Her and Deku exchange words, but Kacchan can't process speech right now.

Turns out the thing they are talking about is Deku's imminent orgasm. He comes inside Kacchan, and it's like a domino effect. The rush of liquid makes Bakugou squirm and thrash and brush up against Ochako's clitoris, and then she's coming, and then HE'S coming.

They all orgasm and it's a messy, wet heap and objectively that should be gross but Katsuki just wants to roll around in it.

His owners pull out and congratulate him and normally Katsuki is immune to flattery but for once he believes it. He IS a good boy.

Pulling him to her chest, Ochako rubs her nose against his hair.

"You did so good!" she says. "Do you want to try being a kitty next time?"

Next time?

"How is being a kitty different than being a dog?" he asks. "Isn't it all just tacky headwear and collars?"

"No. Kitties get milk."

Rolling his eyes, Katsuki says, "Let me guess. The milk is..."

Ochako and Deku exchange glances and giggle. For some reason, it's more endearing than annoying to Katsuki.

"You know what? Fine. Count me in."

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