Being paranoid off an edible bottom 5 worst feelings of all time bro
First time this happened to me I was in Malibu on the beach. One of the most beautiful spots in the world and I was scared as SHIT. I thought I was gonna die on that beach
Second and final time I was at a club and I got so high I couldn’t tell whether it was a strip club or a regular club and I couldn’t tell who worked there and who was just a guest. I got paranoid and bounced 😭😭😭😭
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