Continuing the trend of inefficiently stealing @SamSykesSwears tweets Wot Made Me Laugh®

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You get used to blood and loud noises when you have a barbarian son. Or really children in general, they're basically tiny barbarians to begin with.

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I have been informed by several people, including an actual baker, that You Do Not Stack Tarts, and look, I agree, but I'm not going to be the one telling the giant orc lady she's handling her pastries wrong.
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PS: there was definitely undead in there.
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