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tumblr thread because i use it to compensate for my lack of humor
1) starting it off with this. please, enjoy your "bubbly" responsibly.
2) the amount of uni emails i cropped after taking these ss is alarming
3) 13 year old me really just went *does math homework while listening to Famous Last Words*
4) hype!
5) Gargoyles are traditionally thought to be created during the medieval period, but examples have been found in ancient civilizations as well. Gargoyles were placed on the roofs of Egyptian temples where their mouths served as a spout for water. (From https://www.authenticireland.com/gargoyles/ )
6) i've just accepted my fate at this point
7) imagine your otp
8) me listening to mitski at 3am
9) tiddies and strawberries make me happy
10)
11) (haven't watched much of the show, mainly played the 3rd game) geralt and yennefer are both persecuted minorities, geralt doesn't care about politics, he just does what he thinks is right. the show does fantasy infinitely better than got
12) *drops a comically large anvil on my head*
13) me smoking weed for the 1st time
14) (if you can) stay home, take a nap (or 20)
15) i hate this as much as you do
16) me talking to the eggs about lotr once they're done with the watch party @phasedanvers
17) self love, dude
18) a reference to a modern day masterpiece
19) me to my mom during the break after my 1st class of the day
20) every single damn time
21) sneaky good omens post
22) see? i'm sparing you having to go to tumblr dot com!
23) my biggest pet peeve is poorly designed/out-of-date websites. want to turn me into the hulk, show me any website release before html5 became wide use
24) https://instagram.com/algenpfleger?igshid=1cwo7iqec6bg8 for the curious souls
25) mmm crunchy...
26) :)
27) worth spending time figuring it out...
28) shut up they're just trying to cope
29) this one goes out to all my they/them friends. be gay, do crime
30) me making up a whole ass scenario about getting a roommate and us realising we love each other during the quarantine
31) plot twist
32) goals
33)
34) both are great and make me feel less empty inside for a cool 2 seconds
35) 100/10 would buy
36) crows before hoes
37) uni emails be like
38) fuck what you think, magneto was right. doom did nothing wrong
39) i've been good for too long and it wasn't worth it, i deserve one (1) bad decision
40) would also be burned at the stake
41) time to commit arson
42) it's okay, god can't hear you anyways
43) (more like pastel lavender, but you get the point)
44) this thread started off with humor but watch me slip in some discourse now and then
45) that all or nothing picture somehow set every single bone in my body into attack mode
46) botw speedruns are just: twink is angry something woke him up from his nap, takes it out on the eldrich monstrosity that terrorized the land for 100 years before it even had time to register that he's awake
47) the sandwich is a lie
48)
49) :)
50) gimme ur reasons please
51) driving on the right is the only valid way
52) classic.
53) *little girl voice* look at all those damn things!
