We’re at the point in #QuarantineLife
where we’ve assigned our dogs roles in our household company.
The older one is CEO, and he’s a stickler for collecting reports on belly rubs and schmackos. He distributes bonuses in the form of unexpected foot licks.
The younger one is head of HR. His main duties include keeping track of the complaints we lodge against one another and barking at potential intruders. Right now he’s busy sorting out whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher.
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