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I don& #39;t need a calendar to tell me it is Monday.
I fire up my work computer and the keyboard doesn& #39;t work.
I plug in another keyboard a my primary monitor goes blank.
I fix the monitor problem an attempt to reconfigure the keyboard.
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I fire up my work computer and the keyboard doesn& #39;t work.
I plug in another keyboard a my primary monitor goes blank.
I fix the monitor problem an attempt to reconfigure the keyboard.
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The computer tells me the mouse is not compatible with the computer and that I need to install new mouse and keyboard software.
I download new keyboard and mouse software. The installer does not start. On the third attempt, the installer starts.
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I download new keyboard and mouse software. The installer does not start. On the third attempt, the installer starts.
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A path appears telling me that corporate system security policy does not permit running software from Logitech.
It tells me that I can enable running the software under system security settings.
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It tells me that I can enable running the software under system security settings.
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When I attempt to change the settings, a form pops up demanding that I explain why I want to override the system settings.
I fill out the form but the options to enable running the mouse and keyboard software are still disabled.
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I fill out the form but the options to enable running the mouse and keyboard software are still disabled.
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It tells me I must reboot the computer for the changes to take effect.
The computer will not reboot.
It tells me my database client software is preventing the system from restarting.
I repeatedly attempt to kill the database client software but it will not stop.
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The computer will not reboot.
It tells me my database client software is preventing the system from restarting.
I repeatedly attempt to kill the database client software but it will not stop.
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After 15 minutes of trying, I am finally able to kill the database client software.
I get an attempt to restart.
Now my VPN client software is blocking a restart.
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I get an attempt to restart.
Now my VPN client software is blocking a restart.
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The computer finally restarts.
However, I cannot login because the mouse does not work.
I search for another mouse...
All my screens go black.
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However, I cannot login because the mouse does not work.
I search for another mouse...
All my screens go black.
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/me waits for someone to ask me to create a Jira ticket to account for my time spent getting my computer to work.
