I just got involved in a physical fight over social distancing in a queue mese isifebe esincane siyafohla when asked politely how come she has an attitude and as I'm walking away she says some nasty shit, I turned back yo.
Lord forgive me for I have sinned however I will not be fucked with in your land of milk and honey. She didn't think I would hit her and I did, I'm pleased.
Abantu bayadina shem
I am OK, thank you for your concern. Now I am left to think about if whether I am generally that easily angered and I have to convince myself that I am Buddha. Will I get into another fight because I find it very difficult to be classy sometimes!?

Dragon BallZ wethu.
It didn't even click to her that I am only there to buy matches, I bought before her as quickly as possible so I can remove myself from a toxic situation but she could not stop being mean, I still left with my matches but she wouldn't stop, my demons told me to silence her.
And I did because she demanded peace, she begged I stop because I am attracting attention and I said ok, the demons stopped. I am not proud of my actions but I am charging them to evil spirits.
and everyone fearing I might have caught COVID 19 because I was close to the girl, there was considerable distance between us and she didn't touch me but my hair, at a smol smol distance... I hope by the grace of God COVID 19 is not my punishment for feeding my anger.
In the words of Nina Simone "I am not non violent" 🤭🤭🤭

I am sorry I just had to add that for dramatic effect because if you know Nina then you know.
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