i said i was gonna log off twitter because it was just fucking with my mood atm and, as usual, continued to scroll for a little bit instead.

and ended up running across several posts that made me grin even though my face hurts and now i& #39;m in a better mood than before logging in
sometimes & #39;just five more minutes& #39; on twitter leads to fucking destroying your whole day

sometimes & #39;just five more minutes& #39; on twitter leads you to stumble across something delightful you never would have seen otherwise
i hate gambling. not like. on a moral level. i hate the rush. i hate the risk and uncertainty. i hate doing it in minigames. the fucking casino in pokemon blue stressed me out.

but i guess i gotta make an exception for gambling with twitter& #39;s endless scrolling.
instead of currency it& #39;s just my mood i& #39;m risking. but like. if i had logged off twitter a while back (weeks? months? decades? ugh time) when i told myself i was gonna because it was just upsetting me, i wouldn& #39;t have stumbled across @greenleejw
i wouldn& #39;t have stumbled across @boschbot

i wouldn& #39;t have stumbled across @foxfeather

so i& #39;m actually going to try to log off this time but if i stay for five more minutes, fingers crossed i find something else nice instead of soul crushing
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