Thread by @LarkBrains, i said i was gonna log off twitter because it was just [...]

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LarkBrains

i said i was gonna log off twitter because it was just fucking with my mood atm and, as usual, continued to scroll for a little bit instead.

and ended up running across several posts that made me grin even though my face hurts and now i'm in a better mood than before logging in

sometimes 'just five more minutes' on twitter leads to fucking destroying your whole day

sometimes 'just five more minutes' on twitter leads you to stumble across something delightful you never would have seen otherwise

i hate gambling. not like. on a moral level. i hate the rush. i hate the risk and uncertainty. i hate doing it in minigames. the fucking casino in pokemon blue stressed me out.

but i guess i gotta make an exception for gambling with twitter's endless scrolling.

instead of currency it's just my mood i'm risking. but like. if i had logged off twitter a while back (weeks? months? decades? ugh time) when i told myself i was gonna because it was just upsetting me, i wouldn't have stumbled across @greenleejw

i wouldn't have stumbled across @boschbot

i wouldn't have stumbled across @foxfeather

so i'm actually going to try to log off this time but if i stay for five more minutes, fingers crossed i find something else nice instead of soul crushing

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